Have you been reading the racist rants on Yahoo lately? Geez, I’ve avoided writing about it because I attributed these screams to woefully ignorant, stupid, uneducated, tobacco chewing Neanderthals. However, like cockroaches that seem to multiply exponentially, they have become loud and annoying enough to be taken seriously at their every threatening word. It is alarming to believe these people are running loose in society.
Their ranks include the crazed-rocker Ted Nugent types and his ilk (I can’t believe he and Kurt Russell are buddies and how does Goldie Hawn square with this), who make love to their guns as if it were a woman. I mean just watch how they masturbate that breech-loading barrel on a rifle inserting those blue tablets of Viagra to take aim at a defenseless-shaking Elk or Deer. Kapow, kaboom, blam reports the sound of those ejaculating capsules of deadly ecstasy. I suppose, when size can’t matter the kick of a .30-06 (thirty ought six) will fill the deficit.
Their membership swells at the mention of that Community Organizing, Godless-Communist-American-hating-Kenyan born Muslim (have I missed anything?), while funding records go through the roof from the donations by these Mel Gibson loving, pack of Nig--r raping fearing, religious rednecks.
They say on Yahoo what they wouldn’t dare say to someone’s face. Their bravado goes as far as anonymous free-speech will allow. I’ve had it up to here with these benthic-half wits, “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!
The Obama haters that malign his every effort, particularly when it benefits them, to improve the plight of the average guy have become a confused caricature of Dickens’ Oliver Twist, who found himself severely punished for asking for more porridge. These idiots don’t have the good sense God gave them to realize who’s on their side and who’s not. Blinded by their ability to look down on someone else they really don't care.
Yahoo affords them the place to voice their insanity. Curiously, not one of these fools owns a spell checker on their manual typewriter, I mean, computer. For heaven’s sake, no one expects you to be a spelling-bee champion, but, my God!, our hick-public schools must have taught more than chunking rocks, cement pond swimming, pea-shelling, and hog calling. Even in these denizens of in-breeding hate, the three “Rs,” other than [R]acism, must have been required learning.
Has no one that writes into Yahoo taken a pre/post-antebellum History class? Never mind, that would require one to have attended college. Still, nothing prevents one from checking out a History book from a free library. One should learn something before pulling a comment out of one's rear. Your next pearl of wisdom may sound cute and witty, but be factually wrong (as it often is)--which makes you look cute, witty, and stupid.